high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

hey this post is in the title so it will catch your eye there’s actually nothing funny or relatable about it but the urge to reblog it is undeniable

surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

camom18:

Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life

lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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open RP

catskid100:

lordstarscream:

catskid100:

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"Hey~"

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Sasuke scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Sharpay Evans. I know you were the one who ordered my older brother to destroy my clan. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and activating his Sharingan. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”

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"I’d love to see you try, sasuke"

pokemaam:

Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me

pokemaam:

Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me